Ezase...qedela wena!

Intombazane yaKwaMashu: wayishiya endlini ithosa kwasani okuse frigini,ayi clean endlini,ushiye imali yesinkwa ithenge ugwayi!! Uyabuya ntambama isihlezi namantombazne akamakhelwane ayizifebe sekungabangani ayigezile. 


Intombazane yaseMlazi: iyahlambalaza nithi nisahlezi kamnandi nibuka i tv kungonakele lutho ivese isukume ithi woza uzongibhebha! Awu!!! 


Chesterville: uyafona umbuze wenzani babe? Athi angenzi lutho ufike umthathe nizule niphuze nidle uhlukane no R2000, nifike endlini uyamfica uyamensa nxah! awu! ngoba ngibuzile nje ukuthi wenzani wathi awenzi lutho, ubungasho ngani ukuthi uya mensa?! 


EyaseLamontville: uyamkhipha uhambe ehala yonke indlela manidlula inandos, kentucky, chicken licken kodwa manidlula eduze kwe hotela ngeke umuzwe ethi ngaze ngaqhanyelwa asingene lana!!!Lawakeokuthiwa o'Ladies free before 10' umthola e Afro,Florida rd,Max,Scallas umthengele isavanna nihambe niye endlini usekukhumula kuqala ukukhotha ne pipi usekubiza ngo babe! akakwazi ngisho igama ufuna i skun uthi icondom iyamlimaza, uyamudla uyamemeza lifake lonke babe! awu ngoba ngilifakile nje ngizolixhuma ngani?? inkomo aybonwa ko free before 10. 


OGlamour no model C basemasuburbs: uyamudla ukhuluma isingisi push it babe,fuck me! Please dont stop please dont cum! mina ngivese ngichame ngampela uma esesho njalo ngicikwa ilesingisana! 


Zingcono ezako Lundi, Nongoma, Mpangeni zishaya ungqo wesizulu ivesi ithi "FEQUZA kakhulu Qwabe! Sengizothunda!!

Why i'll Never Stop Drinking!!

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I 
feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about 
the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and 
dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of 
work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say 
to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their 
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my 
liver