Thursday, 27 December 2012

Decolonising the Mind

What is to decolonise the mind? Decolonising the Mind sets out to undo or at least lessen the effects colonialism has on the minds of Africans.

The black mind has gone through a weakening process  that teaches you that western culture is by far better than the African way. This weakening process through the education system at model c schools has corrupted the black mind.  It has taught the black to rise above and look down onto the "uneducated African". It has led an African into believing that his culture is both out dated and barbaric. Instead of defending our culture the weakened African mind opposes it. He to finds it barbaric and he disrespects it, by doing this he has disrespected a tribe, a nation, an African culture.
Mental colonialism created a narrative of race relations that still dominates the discourse in western media: the supposed superiority of western culture and the supposed inferiority of non-western cultures

We are now living in a "civilized" society where one is able to choose whether they wanna practice or follow the African culture or not, by all means you may make up your mind and not be judged BUT do not disrespect it because you oppose it. Do not make a mockery of it because you oppose it. You must remember that the same people who have weakened your mind have not abandoned their way of life, culture and practice which you will never understand no matter how much you try. But remember, never forget where you come from. Steve Biko wrote "You are either alive and proud or you are dead, and when you are dead, you can't care anyway." Mr Biko went on to say " "The basic tenet of black consciousness is that the black man must reject all value systems that seek to make him a foreigner in the country of his birth and reduce his basic human dignity. "

Not being able to read, write or speak your mother tongue is nothing that you can be proud of.  But mostly I blame our parents who turn a blind eye like it is ok for an African child to forget his or her roots.
Decolonizing the mind means changing
the mindset of an African mind, to not forget where he comes from.

Although we are now a democratic country we continue to be chained within the confines of what the West defines and perceives about the erstwhile colonial subjects. Ngugi Wa Thiongo’s “Decolonising the Mind” holds true in the present day as well where we have failed to carve out our own subjectivity that would be perfectly divested of the Western thought of conduct and behaviour. It is important to de-colonise the mind before de-colonising the body; if the mind continues to be trapped within the walls of colonial interpretations then the freedom of the physical anatomy would be rendered futile. The compulsive need to be recognised and acknowledged by the parameters of western standards have to be shrugged away so that individuality and subjectivity can mature in full clarity and adequate visibility.

We need to rid ourselves of this 'belief' that western way is better than the African way.

I am an African child so when I speak with my elders I look down as a sign of respect  just to avoid their eyes. But they came from the west and told me that my respect was a sign of cowardice That my gestures of respect told them that I am lying... So which do I embrace , their teaching or my culture?

Not so long ago President J.G Zuma made a comment about "clever blacks". He “Some Africans who become too clever take a position (where) they become the most eloquent in criticising themselves about their own traditions and everything.” He went on to urge the House to play a role in helping Africans remember their roots.
There was nothing wrong with the President said, but  "the clever blacks" who were touched by this are simply driven, again I will say by the compulsive need to be recognised and acknowledged by the parameters of western standards.

Former President Thabo Mbeki wrote a masterpiece "I Am An African" which promotes Africaness and pride and sense of belonging, in his speech Mbeki says " I am an African. I owe my being to the hills and the valleys, the mountains and the glades, the rivers, the deserts, the trees, the flowers, the seas and the ever- changing seasons that define the face of our native land."

Be Black and Be Proud.

“I am an African, not because I was born in Africa but because Africa is born in me ”. — Kwame Nkrumah ...

Wednesday, 5 December 2012

Mugged At Penis Point

So if you missed the tweets,  this is the Tendai story, its probably the funniest thing i've read on twitter this year.
This is a @Luo_T story
RT @Luo_T: Let me explain fully. A few months ago Grahamstown pardoned a few prisoners (50 I think). So these people are just roaming the streets.
RT @Luo_T: So this guy approaches me and says I was pardoned lastweek and have no money to go home..
RT @Luo_T: I explain I have no money because I'm fresh of the bus from Jhb and he says come on.. Give me anything.
RT @Luo_T: So I insist I'm broke. Then he proceeds to take his penis out with a straight face and says "brother I don't wana hurt you"
RT @Luo_T: What was I to do? He was in the numbers gang and had his penis out. I thought lemme run, but if I tripped, Id fall ass in the air and well..
RT @Luo_T: So I just gave him all my money and he put his penis away and walked off.. All I could do was call Mia and cry.
He cried!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tuesday, 4 December 2012

AMA B.E.E SISTAS (explicit Zulu) 18L

Ngolwesihlanu nganginentokazi engeke ngayisho ngegama, nezinye izingane ezi independent ezingasalazi ipipi uyazi lokhu kwehlisa igama lamadoda. Lezizintokazi ezihamba ngama-Kompressor zithi asizisheli, Siyazisaba ngoba zigcoba i-Elizabeth Arden nabo bonke labodoti ezibagcobayo zehlisa isithunzi sethu.


1. Zifuna ukulalwa makuthanda zona kuma “apartment” azo.

2. Make sazimithisa ziyayithatha ingane zihlale nayo igcine iyisitha sakho nayo.
3. Ziba ngaphezulu makukwnziwa ucansi zikwenze uzizwe uwumuntu wesifazane
4. Aziwakhumbuli amagama abantu bakini futhi ziyamzonda umama wakho zithi ufana naye mawubhedile.
5. Zikutshela ukuthi wawuzoba ngcono ukuba wafana nomfowenu omncane lo ofunda eKearseny oyi model C.
6. Zishiya i-pay slip budedengu khona uzobona i-package yazo.
7. Ziyathanda ukukuthengela izipho zezintozokugqoka ugcine usuqgoka kabi njengo Maxwell.
8. Zithi asikho romantic ngoba asizithengeli ama-diamond nama roses.
9. Zihlale zithi izicathulo oziqgokile zifana nezazifakwa ubaba wazo zisakhula ngama 80’s.
10. Ziyathanda ukuthintana ikhanda manilele zikhulume umbhedo njengezingoma zika Luther Van Ross.
11. Zinabangani abayizitabane abakubiza nge-O!
12. Mazifika kwi-orgasm uvele ucabange nge-porn movie osanda kuyibuka ngoba zithi ohh…no mazichama.
13. Zikwenzela i-breakfast ngo 06H30 kanti wena ujwayele ukudla ngo-11H00
14. Zihlale zithi ubhebhana kamnandi kunalamajita awo-Director esebenza nawo anuka i-Hugo Boss.
15. Zibhebhe between the sheets kuphela, ayi kusofa noma emotweni or ekhishini.
16. Mawuzolala nazo ziqale ziphuze ama anti-biotics noma nizosebenzisa i-condom.
17. Ziba nama party kodwa wena zingakumemi.
18. Ziphatha ama-chewing gum e-mint zikuphe three before niqabulane.
19. Zifuna ulokhu wenza ama-Aids test ngoba azizwani ne-condom.
20. Labodoti bamantombazane uma ekewakuvakashela elokishini, kwasekuqhuma isibhamu ebusuku, abafana bezidlalela, ziyakuvusa angazi zisuke zifuna wenzeni ngoba nawe usuke usaba njengaye.
21. Baya zitshela, ababathandi abangani bakho bathi abayona i-class yakho bafuna ukudla imali yakho kuphela kodwa yena uhola half a million ngonyaka akakuphi ngisho five bob wodwa lo.
22. Uma eke wakuboleka u-R100 uyakukhokhisa month end ebehola 8 times more than your salary.
Uma uke waya naye emshadweni ubuya esekhala efisa sengathi ngabe naye ushadile kodwa hhayi nawe.
23. Uma eke wakufonela wathola ukuthi use-town uyakucela ukuthi uyobhekela umama ophethwe isifo sikashukela nesamathambo umuthi wesiZulu e-Berea station ngoba yena une-meeting nestaff sakhe.
24. Akakuvumeli ukuthi ushayele imoto yakhe ngoba ethi ushayela kabi njengo taximan baseMlazi.
25. Labantu besifazane ibona abenza singabanaki ngoba bayazihlukanisa nomphakathi abavela kuwo sengathi ibona kuphela abanengquza kanti noNomkhosi lo odayisa upelepele engake ngamudla umnandi kunabo ngoba akayifaki i-Flagile ekukwini uyigeza nge-sunlight nje kuphela.
25. Makukhona oyilenhlobo yosisi ababhedayo la kunina angeke simubhebhe akahambe ayofa nemomozikazi yakhe ephuphile engafiki kwi-climax angiyiphathi ke eye-orgasm ayaziwa kuhlulekama-guyno amaNdiya lawa anibhebhayo maniyohlola.
26 Thina boRadebe nje sifuna ukubhebha ngazo zonke izitayela zama-French kanti neKarma-Sutra siyayazi nize ningakhohlwa ukusenza i-blow job iyasihlanyisa hhayi lodoti owenziwa ilabosisi akuncele ipipi elokhu ekugudla ngamazinyo angaphelele afilishiwe.

Monday, 3 December 2012

Misunderstood

Dear MaKhumalo @Vejinity

Thank you very much for taking the time to draft me a letter but I must point to you that i believe you misunderstood my tweets.
But let me start by say:

My hearts go to people who contracted AIDS through rape

My hearts go out to people who contracted AIDS through blood transfusion.

My hearts go out to children who contracted AIDS from their mothers.

My hearts go out to firemen, paramedics who contracted AIDS trying to save lives

My heart goes out to the wife or husband who unknowingly is exposed to this virus because one was unfaithful

The list can go on. But then we have people who are now victims by being irresponsible, do i feel sorry for them? Do I sympathize with them?
My answer is NO!

I know people who got AIDS through irresponsible behaviour, but I have no sympathy for their condition any more than I would have sympathy for someone who gets arrested for driving drunk. People who do drugs and share needles, they know the risks of sharing needles and when they contract AIDS society must sympathise? There are choices and there are consequences. When you make bad choices, something’s there are horrific consequences.  I refuse to reward irresponsible behaviour. It punishes responsibility. Some people may see this as being ignorant, but we don’t all subscribe to a same way of thinking.

What if YOU get cancer after smoking. Then the person made a bad choice and will suffer the consequences. Why is that my fault or my problem? Why should I pay for someone else's bad choices? Where is the personal responsibility? This isn't about sex or orientation. This is about taking responsibility. I feel the same about AIDS from sex or drug use as I do about cancer from smoking, liver disease from drinking or any of the other AVOIDABLE conditions that people bring upon themselves by making bad choices.
As contradictory as this following statement may be but each person who becomes infected with HIV have their own stories to tell. No one can judge a person with AIDS since one cannot know the history behind its contraction. We all make stupid decisions in life but I also believe there are no accidents. Everything we experience in life happens for a reason. Sometimes it is the Universe slapping us in the face to get us to learn something in life that we might not otherwise have learned. I have learned that we cannot take anything in life for granted.