Tuesday, 2 July 2013

Open Letter KaraboNYC

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Hlala phansi uphuz' utshwala manu!!!!!

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Thursday, 31 January 2013

Ngicela i Love Back

Kwathi kugamanxa ihora lesihlanu ekuseni pheliyane ukutho, ngivuka kubhakubhakuza i heart strong. Ngiphume embhedeni ngivule umsakazo ngihlale ekhishini ngididle ukip kip phecelezi ama corn flakes. Khusanjalo ngisabanga ngawe kumane kudlale uNomalanga ka Zuluboy kanti vele nami bengisane vision yobuso bakh' emva kwe spoon ekhishini ngihleli ngicabanga ukuthi why impilo injena where did our relationship go wrong, where did I go wrong? Kanti kusanjalo kumane kukhale ucingo lwami phela i ringtone yami ka Zola - Uzubuye yamashaya edeep down imane ingikhumbuze lamazwi esilungu athi appreciate what you have before its gone and wena usuhambile seku late kodwa ithemba lisakhona yona i love back ngiyayifuna. Ngiwabonile amaphutha ami sengihlezi ngedwa endlini yangasese.

Sesikhuluma iqiniso wena Thandolwethu ngiyakudinga in my life, lendaba yokuvuka ngihlale ngicanga wena.  Angsakwazi nokuphuma khululeke namajita ngoba iyangidla lendaba yami nawe. Sengidabukisa okwendiya elingenastolo sadness and hunger for your love is all over my face. Ngiyakidinga back in my life Thandolwethu.
Ngyathembisa ukukuthanda ngalendleni edida unwabu lidlulwa izingane ze color blocking.
Uma futhi ngase ubuye kimi uthandolwethu Ngeke silokhu silufihla njengoglamour escratcher i airtime kaR5. Wena phela uyimbali yami iqhakaza entwasa hlobo isikhiye sokuvula iheart yakho ngisasiphethe, sengidinga.imvume nje yokusivula ngibuyisele uthandolwethu ndawonye.

Uyazi ngyakuthanda, manje nawe ngyabona nje ukuthi usangi drayisele usunqena ukusheshe usho ukuthi Themba ngyazi fela ngawe njoba nami ngizifela.
Mina Thandolwethu angiluphuphi uthando lwami ngawe ngiyalwazi lukhona. Angicabangi ukuthi ngyakuthanda kodwa ngyazi ngyakuthanda ingakoke ngi Ngeke ngiqambe amanga kuwe ngithi ngeke ngiphile ngaphandle kwakho, ngingaphile, ukuthi nje impilo ingaphileka kangcono nginawe.
Ngeke ngikuqambele amanga ngithi ayikho enye into engiyicabangayo ngaphandle kwakho ekubeni kukuningi okunye engikucabangayo, ukuthi nje imicabango enawe iyintokozo nenjabulo kimina.
Ngeke ngiqambe amanga ngithi akulaleki
ngicabanga wena, ukuthi nje ngilala kangcono
ngicabanga wena.
Ngeke ngiqamba amanga ngithi, ngendlela
engikuthanda ngayo ngingatshela umhlaba wonke ngoba angeke ngikwenze lokho, kodwa umhlaba ozozibonela wona ukuthi ngiyakuthanda. Ngalokho futhi ngizishaya isifuba.
Thandolwethu uthandwa imina wena. Ngicela uthandolwethu back.

Tuesday, 22 January 2013

Dear Mr President

I write to you with a warm heart and I would also like to congratulate you on winning the second term in Mangaung, It really shows that we as South Africans and loyalists of the ANC have faith in you to govern, we trust you our votes.  The opposition is unhappy, the media is unhappy, a few citizens are unhappy but we rejoice with you Mr President.
Insults have been thrown in, paintings have been done, you’ve been in and out of courts but our faith in you remains. It’s not because you have done bad as a President but hatred has driven them to spite you, but that’s not important they can hate or get a passport.
Every time I read about you being bad mouthed by the media and certain citizens, I always go back to your speech quoting Shakespeare. You Mr President said, “Unfortunately, some members on the opposition benches reminded me of my favourite passage in Shakespeare’s Macbeth – their inputs were simply ‘full of sound and fury, signifying nothing’ ”. This was brilliant, I laughed so hard as you were chuckling heartily.
But on a more serious note Mr President it is good to see that you have made plans to grow the grow economy. I remember you saying that decisive action was required to thoroughly and urgently transform the economic patterns of the present in order to realise "our vision for the future". But I still think that maybe, just maybe, you Mr president can slightly change our current economic policies, let us hear what the opposition has to say and maybe just come up with a workable solution from there. Not that our current economic policies are not working but let’s engage more and get new ideas.
I pray that South Africans heard your call to unite behind the national development plan (NDP), which sets out various measures to tackle unemployment, poverty and inequality. Mr President it pleases me to see your plans for the future development of our country with the new growth path and the infrastructure development plan.
Mr President, I admire your dedication to improve our education but let’s face it; we have a crisis that needs your attention urgently. In spite of the significant improvement of access to education, the quality of education remains very poor. The education system is in a crisis;
* Rampant teacher vacancies, 64 752 of them in the Eastern Cape.
* Lack of basic education infrastructure, as 22 938 schools did not have stocked libraries, 21 021 did not have laboratories and 19 037 lacked computer centres.
* The dismal quality of education, with SA ranked 140 out of 144 countries in the World Economic Forum Global Competitiveness Report for 2012/13.
* The high repeat rate – 1 231 083 pupils had to repeat grades last year.
I therefore ask Mr President what is the governments plan in this regard?
Mr President, a third of South Africans are living below the poverty line, inequality has increased and the gap between the haves and have-nots continues to grow.  Over and above the historical disadvantages which continue to dominate, one of the most pressing challenges facing the country is employment.  According to you Mr President, in 2011 365 000 people were employed but you still failed to fulfil the 500 000 jobs that you promised due the country due to slow growth and declining employment in gold mining and agriculture.
On the issue of land reform, the government has lacked support and proper training of land beneficiaries which is derailing the success of land reform. The high cost of acquiring land for land reform purposes has rendered the restitution process very expensive for the state. So how is the government planning to overcome this and come to a reasonable agreement with the farmers?  It is know that many farms are not productive because no assistance and proper guidance is given to these new farmers, Mr. President, a proper plan as to how the government is going to tackle this issue is therefore needed immediately otherwise the whole reform plan will be a complete fail. You are right when you that the issue needs to be re-visited because the current system is a clear fail. What is the department going to do with failed projects? Job creation is one of the priorities of government, how is recapitalisation going to assist in curbing unemployment?  It is recommended that stronger policy links be developed between the Department of Land Affairs and both national and provincial land reform offices. If and when provincial land reform offices develop ‘district-based’ offices, this link can possibly be made very strong and mutually beneficial.

As you are aware Mr President that our health system is in shambles and needs your attention, the health ministers in all provinces have been all talk and mostly no action, Mc Cord in Durban is set to close its doors and forced to go private, Addington Hospital has been having endless problems and health MEC Dhlomo has failed South Africans, King Edward Hospital, R K Khan, Prince Mshiyeni, Chris Hani Baragwana have for years been faced with similar problems but little has been done. A large majority of South Africans relies on government health system, if that very same system fails them where do they turn to? Private health care is not an option for them.
It is in fact pleasing to see the goals of the National Development Plan, which aims for health a more integrated health system, equal standards of care regardless of income, and an increased capacity to train health professionals by 2030.
HIV/AIDS in South Africa is a prominent health concern; South Africa is believed to have more people with HIV/AIDS than any other country in the world. On that note Mr President thank you for the effort that our government put into the HIV/AIDS issue which saw a decline in infections.  New findings indicate that HIV incidence is declining and that the impact of antiretroviral treatment is having an effect on the South African epidemic this has seen life expectancy to have risen to 60 years, up from 56.5 as fewer people died of AIDS. Keep up the good work Mr President.
Mr president by investing in people, we enable growth and empower people to pursue many different life paths, thus developing human capabilities by linking growth to human development, therefore rural communities need both the resources and the ability to use them in order to pursue their capabilities.
Citizen of South Africa would agree that;
It is recommended that the resources allocated to Adult Basic Education and Early
Childhood Development be increased and both should become a permanent line function of Department of Education;
It is recommended that in planning for District Health Authorities (DHAs) provincial health departments retain certain decision-making powers in relation to inter-district resource allocation to ensure that decentralisation is not accompanied by increasing geographic inequities;
It is recommended that specific crime prevention strategies be developed for the poor, who are largely dependent on the public provision of security and risk management services;
It is recommended that a component of police training should provide the skills and attitudes necessary to meet the security needs of the poor.
It is recommended that government, labour and business co-operate to identify measures to reinforce those sectors of the economy which can provide labour intensive employment. However, government should not be expected to act as the financier of such measures;
It is recommended that government policies concerning the quality of labour force through improved access to basic service, education and training be incorporated as key elements of the strategy for the reduction of poverty and inequality.
Mr President the challenges facing your government are immense and from the perspective of policy formulation the government has responded in a credible fashion. From the perspective of implementation, however, current progress does not appear to have met either the expectations of policy makers or the poor. The time to act is now Mr President, the time is now.
Thank You ANC.









Thursday, 27 December 2012

Decolonising the Mind

What is to decolonise the mind? Decolonising the Mind sets out to undo or at least lessen the effects colonialism has on the minds of Africans.

The black mind has gone through a weakening process  that teaches you that western culture is by far better than the African way. This weakening process through the education system at model c schools has corrupted the black mind.  It has taught the black to rise above and look down onto the "uneducated African". It has led an African into believing that his culture is both out dated and barbaric. Instead of defending our culture the weakened African mind opposes it. He to finds it barbaric and he disrespects it, by doing this he has disrespected a tribe, a nation, an African culture.
Mental colonialism created a narrative of race relations that still dominates the discourse in western media: the supposed superiority of western culture and the supposed inferiority of non-western cultures

We are now living in a "civilized" society where one is able to choose whether they wanna practice or follow the African culture or not, by all means you may make up your mind and not be judged BUT do not disrespect it because you oppose it. Do not make a mockery of it because you oppose it. You must remember that the same people who have weakened your mind have not abandoned their way of life, culture and practice which you will never understand no matter how much you try. But remember, never forget where you come from. Steve Biko wrote "You are either alive and proud or you are dead, and when you are dead, you can't care anyway." Mr Biko went on to say " "The basic tenet of black consciousness is that the black man must reject all value systems that seek to make him a foreigner in the country of his birth and reduce his basic human dignity. "

Not being able to read, write or speak your mother tongue is nothing that you can be proud of.  But mostly I blame our parents who turn a blind eye like it is ok for an African child to forget his or her roots.
Decolonizing the mind means changing
the mindset of an African mind, to not forget where he comes from.

Although we are now a democratic country we continue to be chained within the confines of what the West defines and perceives about the erstwhile colonial subjects. Ngugi Wa Thiongo’s “Decolonising the Mind” holds true in the present day as well where we have failed to carve out our own subjectivity that would be perfectly divested of the Western thought of conduct and behaviour. It is important to de-colonise the mind before de-colonising the body; if the mind continues to be trapped within the walls of colonial interpretations then the freedom of the physical anatomy would be rendered futile. The compulsive need to be recognised and acknowledged by the parameters of western standards have to be shrugged away so that individuality and subjectivity can mature in full clarity and adequate visibility.

We need to rid ourselves of this 'belief' that western way is better than the African way.

I am an African child so when I speak with my elders I look down as a sign of respect  just to avoid their eyes. But they came from the west and told me that my respect was a sign of cowardice That my gestures of respect told them that I am lying... So which do I embrace , their teaching or my culture?

Not so long ago President J.G Zuma made a comment about "clever blacks". He “Some Africans who become too clever take a position (where) they become the most eloquent in criticising themselves about their own traditions and everything.” He went on to urge the House to play a role in helping Africans remember their roots.
There was nothing wrong with the President said, but  "the clever blacks" who were touched by this are simply driven, again I will say by the compulsive need to be recognised and acknowledged by the parameters of western standards.

Former President Thabo Mbeki wrote a masterpiece "I Am An African" which promotes Africaness and pride and sense of belonging, in his speech Mbeki says " I am an African. I owe my being to the hills and the valleys, the mountains and the glades, the rivers, the deserts, the trees, the flowers, the seas and the ever- changing seasons that define the face of our native land."

Be Black and Be Proud.

“I am an African, not because I was born in Africa but because Africa is born in me ”. — Kwame Nkrumah ...

Wednesday, 5 December 2012

Mugged At Penis Point

So if you missed the tweets,  this is the Tendai story, its probably the funniest thing i've read on twitter this year.
This is a @Luo_T story
RT @Luo_T: Let me explain fully. A few months ago Grahamstown pardoned a few prisoners (50 I think). So these people are just roaming the streets.
RT @Luo_T: So this guy approaches me and says I was pardoned lastweek and have no money to go home..
RT @Luo_T: I explain I have no money because I'm fresh of the bus from Jhb and he says come on.. Give me anything.
RT @Luo_T: So I insist I'm broke. Then he proceeds to take his penis out with a straight face and says "brother I don't wana hurt you"
RT @Luo_T: What was I to do? He was in the numbers gang and had his penis out. I thought lemme run, but if I tripped, Id fall ass in the air and well..
RT @Luo_T: So I just gave him all my money and he put his penis away and walked off.. All I could do was call Mia and cry.
He cried!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tuesday, 4 December 2012

AMA B.E.E SISTAS (explicit Zulu) 18L

Ngolwesihlanu nganginentokazi engeke ngayisho ngegama, nezinye izingane ezi independent ezingasalazi ipipi uyazi lokhu kwehlisa igama lamadoda. Lezizintokazi ezihamba ngama-Kompressor zithi asizisheli, Siyazisaba ngoba zigcoba i-Elizabeth Arden nabo bonke labodoti ezibagcobayo zehlisa isithunzi sethu.


1. Zifuna ukulalwa makuthanda zona kuma “apartment” azo.

2. Make sazimithisa ziyayithatha ingane zihlale nayo igcine iyisitha sakho nayo.
3. Ziba ngaphezulu makukwnziwa ucansi zikwenze uzizwe uwumuntu wesifazane
4. Aziwakhumbuli amagama abantu bakini futhi ziyamzonda umama wakho zithi ufana naye mawubhedile.
5. Zikutshela ukuthi wawuzoba ngcono ukuba wafana nomfowenu omncane lo ofunda eKearseny oyi model C.
6. Zishiya i-pay slip budedengu khona uzobona i-package yazo.
7. Ziyathanda ukukuthengela izipho zezintozokugqoka ugcine usuqgoka kabi njengo Maxwell.
8. Zithi asikho romantic ngoba asizithengeli ama-diamond nama roses.
9. Zihlale zithi izicathulo oziqgokile zifana nezazifakwa ubaba wazo zisakhula ngama 80’s.
10. Ziyathanda ukuthintana ikhanda manilele zikhulume umbhedo njengezingoma zika Luther Van Ross.
11. Zinabangani abayizitabane abakubiza nge-O!
12. Mazifika kwi-orgasm uvele ucabange nge-porn movie osanda kuyibuka ngoba zithi ohh…no mazichama.
13. Zikwenzela i-breakfast ngo 06H30 kanti wena ujwayele ukudla ngo-11H00
14. Zihlale zithi ubhebhana kamnandi kunalamajita awo-Director esebenza nawo anuka i-Hugo Boss.
15. Zibhebhe between the sheets kuphela, ayi kusofa noma emotweni or ekhishini.
16. Mawuzolala nazo ziqale ziphuze ama anti-biotics noma nizosebenzisa i-condom.
17. Ziba nama party kodwa wena zingakumemi.
18. Ziphatha ama-chewing gum e-mint zikuphe three before niqabulane.
19. Zifuna ulokhu wenza ama-Aids test ngoba azizwani ne-condom.
20. Labodoti bamantombazane uma ekewakuvakashela elokishini, kwasekuqhuma isibhamu ebusuku, abafana bezidlalela, ziyakuvusa angazi zisuke zifuna wenzeni ngoba nawe usuke usaba njengaye.
21. Baya zitshela, ababathandi abangani bakho bathi abayona i-class yakho bafuna ukudla imali yakho kuphela kodwa yena uhola half a million ngonyaka akakuphi ngisho five bob wodwa lo.
22. Uma eke wakuboleka u-R100 uyakukhokhisa month end ebehola 8 times more than your salary.
Uma uke waya naye emshadweni ubuya esekhala efisa sengathi ngabe naye ushadile kodwa hhayi nawe.
23. Uma eke wakufonela wathola ukuthi use-town uyakucela ukuthi uyobhekela umama ophethwe isifo sikashukela nesamathambo umuthi wesiZulu e-Berea station ngoba yena une-meeting nestaff sakhe.
24. Akakuvumeli ukuthi ushayele imoto yakhe ngoba ethi ushayela kabi njengo taximan baseMlazi.
25. Labantu besifazane ibona abenza singabanaki ngoba bayazihlukanisa nomphakathi abavela kuwo sengathi ibona kuphela abanengquza kanti noNomkhosi lo odayisa upelepele engake ngamudla umnandi kunabo ngoba akayifaki i-Flagile ekukwini uyigeza nge-sunlight nje kuphela.
25. Makukhona oyilenhlobo yosisi ababhedayo la kunina angeke simubhebhe akahambe ayofa nemomozikazi yakhe ephuphile engafiki kwi-climax angiyiphathi ke eye-orgasm ayaziwa kuhlulekama-guyno amaNdiya lawa anibhebhayo maniyohlola.
26 Thina boRadebe nje sifuna ukubhebha ngazo zonke izitayela zama-French kanti neKarma-Sutra siyayazi nize ningakhohlwa ukusenza i-blow job iyasihlanyisa hhayi lodoti owenziwa ilabosisi akuncele ipipi elokhu ekugudla ngamazinyo angaphelele afilishiwe.

Monday, 3 December 2012

Misunderstood

Dear MaKhumalo @Vejinity

Thank you very much for taking the time to draft me a letter but I must point to you that i believe you misunderstood my tweets.
But let me start by say:

My hearts go to people who contracted AIDS through rape

My hearts go out to people who contracted AIDS through blood transfusion.

My hearts go out to children who contracted AIDS from their mothers.

My hearts go out to firemen, paramedics who contracted AIDS trying to save lives

My heart goes out to the wife or husband who unknowingly is exposed to this virus because one was unfaithful

The list can go on. But then we have people who are now victims by being irresponsible, do i feel sorry for them? Do I sympathize with them?
My answer is NO!

I know people who got AIDS through irresponsible behaviour, but I have no sympathy for their condition any more than I would have sympathy for someone who gets arrested for driving drunk. People who do drugs and share needles, they know the risks of sharing needles and when they contract AIDS society must sympathise? There are choices and there are consequences. When you make bad choices, something’s there are horrific consequences.  I refuse to reward irresponsible behaviour. It punishes responsibility. Some people may see this as being ignorant, but we don’t all subscribe to a same way of thinking.

What if YOU get cancer after smoking. Then the person made a bad choice and will suffer the consequences. Why is that my fault or my problem? Why should I pay for someone else's bad choices? Where is the personal responsibility? This isn't about sex or orientation. This is about taking responsibility. I feel the same about AIDS from sex or drug use as I do about cancer from smoking, liver disease from drinking or any of the other AVOIDABLE conditions that people bring upon themselves by making bad choices.
As contradictory as this following statement may be but each person who becomes infected with HIV have their own stories to tell. No one can judge a person with AIDS since one cannot know the history behind its contraction. We all make stupid decisions in life but I also believe there are no accidents. Everything we experience in life happens for a reason. Sometimes it is the Universe slapping us in the face to get us to learn something in life that we might not otherwise have learned. I have learned that we cannot take anything in life for granted.