Thursday 19 January 2012

Girls Are Easier Than Ever...

PLEASE NOTE that I’m not doing this for fun. I’m doing this for my children. I’m doing this for the good of humanity. And while I will get an immense amount of personal gratification in doing this, this is a selfless act.

We live in a society where Your Chances Of Getting Lucky Are Better Than Ever Before
Good news, everyone: It’s now cheaper and easier to get laid!
Now this is for a small number of girls out there that are making a bad name for the good girls. YES THERE ARE GOOD GIRLS OUT THERE. The facts are all around, you have seen it and i have seen it as well that girls have become so easy to pick up you’d find it hard to PICK a granny at an old age home if you have a granny fetish.  I’m try to TO SAVE HOES here they cannot be saved, it is to late.
Classic examples of how easy girls are:
My first week in Jozi, we went drinking in Melville got sloshed out ma head and at about 2 am me and my friend decided to hit the road, as we were walking down the road we spotted some really hot girls at some restaurant, In we went, bought our drinks and joined and we drank and got more drunk, exchanged numbers while we were there...So we tried to convince them come with us, one agreed the one just said “no i can’t not tonite im weking in the morning and I’m not that drunk to go with you’’ (and at that moment I’m like damn we should have bought more drinks) she said we must swing by the following day, and so we did, picked them up went to my friends place we drank and the next thing we were in the bedroom.
Just like that on the second day. But it usually happens on the first night of meeting and fellas would agree with me here.
The price of pussy used to be at a premium but several factors have lowered the cost.
Let’s just say there’s a big sale on sex, and everyone’s invited.
You go to a club, buy her a few drinks and that’s your ticket to glory
Your dress code, you pull a “swag” dear lord knows that you gonna get it.
What you drive now days get laid like the world is coming to an end.
By speaking good English to those type of girls you will hit that.
Even a 40 inch TV at your flat will get you laid now days
A boy with swag driving his father’s Navara is going to get it, prolly in the van, because he still stays at home.
Like I said this is a selfless act and I’M NOT TRYING TO SAVE HOES.
PS:  Stop acting like sexual objects and later on bitch on how men treat you.

3 comments:

  1. **********mxim kodwa wena uhlale ubheda, anyway if you did it, it means dicks are also cheap, has it ever occured to you that u are also cheap

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  2. thank you anonymous this means that dick is also cheap, i mean u ddnt even know these girls and you still shagged them, wats da say about you??

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  3. Man you two must be the most dumbest ladies ever!

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