She Has A Boyfriend.

Now days you approach a girl you and all is well, she can feel that no no no you coming on to hard and quick and she likes it, she drops “the I have a boyfriend” line – well so what? That shouldn’t stop you from pursuing her.

The day she agreed to hook up with for coffee – she knew she wanted you – and she knew she’d get away with cheating – as she started to like you even more she thought of the boyfriend, who’s probably cheating on her anyway...she'd think to her self

Let’s look at it this way – in soccer there is a goalkeeper but that doesn’t mean you can’t score right? Makes sense i thought as much. So if you really like her – you almost there don’t stop.

Awhile ago I was macking this girl, her name was Sne – we had a good chat and hooked up for drinks now and again – after a while she said to me:

Sne: Themba I have a boyfriend! And I can’t cheat on him, you a nice guy and i do like you but i can’t do this!

Me:  Well I have goldfish you know – and I take care of it well.

Sne:  What does that have to do with anything?

Me:  Well i thought we were talking about things that didn’t matter!

Sne: .................

Me: .....................

And so the conversation carried on.

But after some time she finally gave in – she said she left her boyfriend but I really didn’t care much about that.

So, wena nje do your thing as a guy it’s not like she’s going to pick up the Integrity of the Year award you know.

Eish sorry but i’m NOT promoting ubufebe here but this is real.