Saturday, 17 August 2013

Open Letter to Edgars

Dear Sir/Madam

I acknowledge receipt of your letter dated 7 August 2013 in which for the third time, you request that I pay the monies owed to you.

I first want you to know that by no means do I
dispute my debt and I intend to reimburse you as soon as possible.

However , I bring to your attention that I have many more creditors, quite as honourable as you and whom I wish to reimburse too. Thats is why, each month I throw all the names of my creditors into a hat and draw one randomly who I hasten to refund immediately. I hope that yours will come out shortly.

Sincerely Yours,
Themba Radebe

PS: I have great regret in informing you that given the unceremonious tone of your last letter you will not be taking part in the next three draws.

Thursday, 18 July 2013

Open Letter To Hoes

A Hoe Is Just A Hoe…

I'm writting this letter to all hoes. *as a woman*
(Go say Gay kunyoko)

We as women have come real far in this “man’s world”. And as usual, it takes a bird ass bitch like you to make us look bad and take us back a few years. I understand that this is your life and the way you choose to live it is on you. Since you chose to put your business in the streets, I would like to offer you some advice. You should learn a trade or something because fucking D-List rappers and bragging about it is not going to get you that paid. It might get you enough to buy some new heel from Rage  shoes and a bikini but hun, that’s about it. Being a groupie says a lot about your self esteem, you have none. There is nothing positive coming from what you do. I mean besides seeing the inside of a studio, a few texts from D-List rappers and a ran through pussy, what do you get out of being a hoe?

Be smart. You are doing exactly what these dudes want you to do. You may think you are putting them on “blast” but you are just making yourself look stupid. Sleeping with the cornballs from Kong. Sway etc is nothing to be proud of. Really. And if I were you, I would go and test.

And some of you hoes are mothers. One day This makes for great stories for your child at school and with their friends. I am sure they would be proud to announce that their mama can make Rappers and Djs Bunk Beds Rock…. #ParentingFAIL . I know times are hard and everybody needs cash but feba nge order please.

Learn a trade cuz pussy dries up.

Tuesday, 2 July 2013

Open Letter KaraboNYC

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Thursday, 31 January 2013

Ngicela i Love Back

Kwathi kugamanxa ihora lesihlanu ekuseni pheliyane ukutho, ngivuka kubhakubhakuza i heart strong. Ngiphume embhedeni ngivule umsakazo ngihlale ekhishini ngididle ukip kip phecelezi ama corn flakes. Khusanjalo ngisabanga ngawe kumane kudlale uNomalanga ka Zuluboy kanti vele nami bengisane vision yobuso bakh' emva kwe spoon ekhishini ngihleli ngicabanga ukuthi why impilo injena where did our relationship go wrong, where did I go wrong? Kanti kusanjalo kumane kukhale ucingo lwami phela i ringtone yami ka Zola - Uzubuye yamashaya edeep down imane ingikhumbuze lamazwi esilungu athi appreciate what you have before its gone and wena usuhambile seku late kodwa ithemba lisakhona yona i love back ngiyayifuna. Ngiwabonile amaphutha ami sengihlezi ngedwa endlini yangasese.

Sesikhuluma iqiniso wena Thandolwethu ngiyakudinga in my life, lendaba yokuvuka ngihlale ngicanga wena.  Angsakwazi nokuphuma khululeke namajita ngoba iyangidla lendaba yami nawe. Sengidabukisa okwendiya elingenastolo sadness and hunger for your love is all over my face. Ngiyakidinga back in my life Thandolwethu.
Ngyathembisa ukukuthanda ngalendleni edida unwabu lidlulwa izingane ze color blocking.
Uma futhi ngase ubuye kimi uthandolwethu Ngeke silokhu silufihla njengoglamour escratcher i airtime kaR5. Wena phela uyimbali yami iqhakaza entwasa hlobo isikhiye sokuvula iheart yakho ngisasiphethe, sengidinga.imvume nje yokusivula ngibuyisele uthandolwethu ndawonye.

Uyazi ngyakuthanda, manje nawe ngyabona nje ukuthi usangi drayisele usunqena ukusheshe usho ukuthi Themba ngyazi fela ngawe njoba nami ngizifela.
Mina Thandolwethu angiluphuphi uthando lwami ngawe ngiyalwazi lukhona. Angicabangi ukuthi ngyakuthanda kodwa ngyazi ngyakuthanda ingakoke ngi Ngeke ngiqambe amanga kuwe ngithi ngeke ngiphile ngaphandle kwakho, ngingaphile, ukuthi nje impilo ingaphileka kangcono nginawe.
Ngeke ngikuqambele amanga ngithi ayikho enye into engiyicabangayo ngaphandle kwakho ekubeni kukuningi okunye engikucabangayo, ukuthi nje imicabango enawe iyintokozo nenjabulo kimina.
Ngeke ngiqambe amanga ngithi akulaleki
ngicabanga wena, ukuthi nje ngilala kangcono
ngicabanga wena.
Ngeke ngiqamba amanga ngithi, ngendlela
engikuthanda ngayo ngingatshela umhlaba wonke ngoba angeke ngikwenze lokho, kodwa umhlaba ozozibonela wona ukuthi ngiyakuthanda. Ngalokho futhi ngizishaya isifuba.
Thandolwethu uthandwa imina wena. Ngicela uthandolwethu back.

Tuesday, 22 January 2013

Dear Mr President

I write to you with a warm heart and I would also like to congratulate you on winning the second term in Mangaung, It really shows that we as South Africans and loyalists of the ANC have faith in you to govern, we trust you our votes.  The opposition is unhappy, the media is unhappy, a few citizens are unhappy but we rejoice with you Mr President.
Insults have been thrown in, paintings have been done, you’ve been in and out of courts but our faith in you remains. It’s not because you have done bad as a President but hatred has driven them to spite you, but that’s not important they can hate or get a passport.
Every time I read about you being bad mouthed by the media and certain citizens, I always go back to your speech quoting Shakespeare. You Mr President said, “Unfortunately, some members on the opposition benches reminded me of my favourite passage in Shakespeare’s Macbeth – their inputs were simply ‘full of sound and fury, signifying nothing’ ”. This was brilliant, I laughed so hard as you were chuckling heartily.
But on a more serious note Mr President it is good to see that you have made plans to grow the grow economy. I remember you saying that decisive action was required to thoroughly and urgently transform the economic patterns of the present in order to realise "our vision for the future". But I still think that maybe, just maybe, you Mr president can slightly change our current economic policies, let us hear what the opposition has to say and maybe just come up with a workable solution from there. Not that our current economic policies are not working but let’s engage more and get new ideas.
I pray that South Africans heard your call to unite behind the national development plan (NDP), which sets out various measures to tackle unemployment, poverty and inequality. Mr President it pleases me to see your plans for the future development of our country with the new growth path and the infrastructure development plan.
Mr President, I admire your dedication to improve our education but let’s face it; we have a crisis that needs your attention urgently. In spite of the significant improvement of access to education, the quality of education remains very poor. The education system is in a crisis;
* Rampant teacher vacancies, 64 752 of them in the Eastern Cape.
* Lack of basic education infrastructure, as 22 938 schools did not have stocked libraries, 21 021 did not have laboratories and 19 037 lacked computer centres.
* The dismal quality of education, with SA ranked 140 out of 144 countries in the World Economic Forum Global Competitiveness Report for 2012/13.
* The high repeat rate – 1 231 083 pupils had to repeat grades last year.
I therefore ask Mr President what is the governments plan in this regard?
Mr President, a third of South Africans are living below the poverty line, inequality has increased and the gap between the haves and have-nots continues to grow.  Over and above the historical disadvantages which continue to dominate, one of the most pressing challenges facing the country is employment.  According to you Mr President, in 2011 365 000 people were employed but you still failed to fulfil the 500 000 jobs that you promised due the country due to slow growth and declining employment in gold mining and agriculture.
On the issue of land reform, the government has lacked support and proper training of land beneficiaries which is derailing the success of land reform. The high cost of acquiring land for land reform purposes has rendered the restitution process very expensive for the state. So how is the government planning to overcome this and come to a reasonable agreement with the farmers?  It is know that many farms are not productive because no assistance and proper guidance is given to these new farmers, Mr. President, a proper plan as to how the government is going to tackle this issue is therefore needed immediately otherwise the whole reform plan will be a complete fail. You are right when you that the issue needs to be re-visited because the current system is a clear fail. What is the department going to do with failed projects? Job creation is one of the priorities of government, how is recapitalisation going to assist in curbing unemployment?  It is recommended that stronger policy links be developed between the Department of Land Affairs and both national and provincial land reform offices. If and when provincial land reform offices develop ‘district-based’ offices, this link can possibly be made very strong and mutually beneficial.

As you are aware Mr President that our health system is in shambles and needs your attention, the health ministers in all provinces have been all talk and mostly no action, Mc Cord in Durban is set to close its doors and forced to go private, Addington Hospital has been having endless problems and health MEC Dhlomo has failed South Africans, King Edward Hospital, R K Khan, Prince Mshiyeni, Chris Hani Baragwana have for years been faced with similar problems but little has been done. A large majority of South Africans relies on government health system, if that very same system fails them where do they turn to? Private health care is not an option for them.
It is in fact pleasing to see the goals of the National Development Plan, which aims for health a more integrated health system, equal standards of care regardless of income, and an increased capacity to train health professionals by 2030.
HIV/AIDS in South Africa is a prominent health concern; South Africa is believed to have more people with HIV/AIDS than any other country in the world. On that note Mr President thank you for the effort that our government put into the HIV/AIDS issue which saw a decline in infections.  New findings indicate that HIV incidence is declining and that the impact of antiretroviral treatment is having an effect on the South African epidemic this has seen life expectancy to have risen to 60 years, up from 56.5 as fewer people died of AIDS. Keep up the good work Mr President.
Mr president by investing in people, we enable growth and empower people to pursue many different life paths, thus developing human capabilities by linking growth to human development, therefore rural communities need both the resources and the ability to use them in order to pursue their capabilities.
Citizen of South Africa would agree that;
It is recommended that the resources allocated to Adult Basic Education and Early
Childhood Development be increased and both should become a permanent line function of Department of Education;
It is recommended that in planning for District Health Authorities (DHAs) provincial health departments retain certain decision-making powers in relation to inter-district resource allocation to ensure that decentralisation is not accompanied by increasing geographic inequities;
It is recommended that specific crime prevention strategies be developed for the poor, who are largely dependent on the public provision of security and risk management services;
It is recommended that a component of police training should provide the skills and attitudes necessary to meet the security needs of the poor.
It is recommended that government, labour and business co-operate to identify measures to reinforce those sectors of the economy which can provide labour intensive employment. However, government should not be expected to act as the financier of such measures;
It is recommended that government policies concerning the quality of labour force through improved access to basic service, education and training be incorporated as key elements of the strategy for the reduction of poverty and inequality.
Mr President the challenges facing your government are immense and from the perspective of policy formulation the government has responded in a credible fashion. From the perspective of implementation, however, current progress does not appear to have met either the expectations of policy makers or the poor. The time to act is now Mr President, the time is now.
Thank You ANC.