The 101

Women have been fooled. And they themselves have allowed us men to play them a fool.

You ladies cannot allow men to walk all over you all the time, at one point of your life u must be able to face the music and deal with the truth out there… You can’t be dating six different guys in a year and cry “men are dogs” thereafter….If you keep attracting the “dogs” don’t you for one second that you may be a problem here?

The fact that you keep finding your man at clubs, you date guys that are “hot” only, those with “swag”, You stupid bitch you still date boys that come from rich families and u think you’ve hit the jackpot.  This what I have a problem with, When you found this guy;

 You knew very well that he was a club promoter and every girl wanted to get into his pants for VIP access, *and you thought what the hell, I’l change him*

You knew he was a drunkard before u started dating him,

You knew he has never had interest in you until u started flirting with him, you saw a potential boyfriend when he saw another big hit in the bag,

You knew his history of treating women.

You knew half the women his dated…YET YOU WENT AFTER HIM anyway and yes he screwd up as usual and you go crying a river and once the tears have dried up you go back and look for the exact same guy with a different name….

YOU WENT ALL OUT TO BE A SIDECHICK now deal with it.

But first lemme tell you What Is A Side chick?

Side Chick: The woman who is one level above a man’s jumpoff but
ALWAYS a step below the wifey or girlfriend.

Note that I’m not writing this to put off a relationship your currently - I’m just here to help the confused ladies who are having a side chick/main chick identity crisis

But it’s easy to see that you a sidechick, this is how;

He always comes to you, he meets you at the place, he will meet you at your flat, sound familiar? He knows he can’t take the chance of your hoop earring falling off in his ride and his main chick finding it, thats side chick 101.

He only calls when he’s returning your missed call.

He calls you when he wants sex

He calls u sexy and hot but never BEAUTIFUL.

In following the tried, tested and clichéd women love compliments theme, a side chick is more likely to receive much more or even solely physical compliments compared to emotional or mental ones. With sex being the main theme.

If follow each other on Twitter. You tweet him, he texts back

His cellphone battery is always dead at nite

The only time he calls you is late at night.  Usual excuses for calling or meeting you at awkward moments is down to a busy schedule. 

He takes you clubbing all the time because he knows you guaranteed shag

When he’s chilling with the boys, he invites you all the time especially if you a Yellowbone (the brother has got to show off his bronze trophy while the “main squeeze is cooking him supper”

Guys still adopt a time frame for speaking or meeting a side chick. 

If you call him he says he’s call you back in 20 minutes, due to a busy schedule….you are a side chick.

I will stop there and not carry on I believe people know the signs! “Its not rocket science” as my mother would say! Lol

But I’m not sure what I’m more confused about; women who KNOW they’re the side chick and are cool with that title or women who DON’T KNOW they’re the side chick and have no clue as to why they would be.

Like your 10c 20c 50c (Yellowbones) coins we don’t really care about them until we really need them.

In conclusion as a dude the only reason I would get a side chick is  because I`m bored, you have alot of skank swag compared to my main girl, you`ll do things sexually she wont, I just want to prove that I still got it or you`re just so hot I dont want to let the chance go by.