Tuesday 6 December 2011

How To Step It Up From Side Chick To Main Chick

1. You need to prove to him you`re more than a side chick,  that  you`ll be there no matter what happens. Ride or die chick. Say things that`ll make him question how loyal she is. Say things like I would rock with you even if you were broke and bummy.
2. First make sure you look better than his girl, if you dont then lets be honest you`re just a good time, and he`ll never leave her for you. If you are somewhat better looking then  go to the gym wear your sexy heels all the time. Make sure your hair and nails  are always on point.
3. Listen to him very carefully. When he talks about her try to be the opposite of everything she is. If she complains be super understanding. If she never has time for him pretend your taking off from work just to see him.
4. Sex game has to always be on point! Super on point. You`re obviously a good lay if hes coming back for more and risking his relationship but be consistent.  The day you start slipping is the day hes out. Just got tired of the cooch. You`re done.
5. Dont Pressure him to leave his girl. If you butter him up enough and treat him like a king he`s gunna start doubting how much he likes or loves her. Then one day their gunna fight and hes going to think about how much better life is with you  (if you done everything right so far) and its a wrap.
6. Do not ask him to buy you anything! Dont get in the “I`m you`re side chick you better bribe me or i`ll tell” mindset. Guys are severely turned off by that, for that they can just cheat with a nasty hooker and she wouldn’t tell and most likely cost way less.
7. Make sure he knows hes the only one getting to smash that a$$, he`ll never take you serious if he knows you`re also giving the business to other dudes. Remember you`re trying to make him think you`re better than wifey not a slide.
-In conclusion as a dude the only reason I would get a side chick is  because I`m bored, you have alot of skank swag compared to my main girl, you`ll do things sexually she wont, I just want to prove that I still got it or you`re just so hot I dont want to let the chance go by. Its hard for a guy to change his mind once hes wifed up, he has so much invested but if he is slightly attracted to you and  you follow my rules and be patient there is chance that he`ll hip toss that broad and rock with you.

9 comments:

  1. The way you men dont know what u want..... u say things like "i dont care about heels and nails and stuff" but the second point in this piece says"wear your sexy heels all the time" how in hell is a woman supposed to know which is bullshit and which is truth

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  2. wow! *sigh,makes note to self* :)

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  3. Hahhaahahahaha I wonder if this really works... Might give it a shot, shucks! But I'm heavier than his girl *goes to gym*

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  4. LOL this is all true back when i was a side chick this is how i got promoted, but the thing is however, when you pretend to be all better than the main and you get promoted, you are going to have to pretend to be "better" for the duration of the relationship, because welll he left his main because of waht you pretended to be not what you are.
    i say dont be a side chick in the first place i did it once and i am never going back i am either main or nothing

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  5. Wow nice one!!!

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  6. wow point taken thats what imma do from now,i know i do him better than wifey.

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