Attention Attention I have a few things to mention.

Attention Attention I have a few things to mention. I know you don't care but what the hell ima say it anyway.

I’m not doing this for fun. I’m doing this for my children. I’m doing this for the good of humanity. And while I will get an immense amount of personal gratification in doing this, this is a selfless act.

               

1.  Fellaz need to know that it's not cool to lay your hand on a woman unless you spanking her and she has agreed to it.

2.  This Twitter FRONTING has got to stop.

3.  Most importantly fellaz, especially these varsity student boys of the swagger devolution, your parents are rich - NOT you. Find another way that works to charm 'em ladies.

4.  This "Bros over Hoes" is wrong, unless she is a hoe.

5.  NOT all women are annoying and a pain in the ass. Some are dead.

6.  Twitter is not your mother's house - Twitter is not a diary - We don't care about you having periods.

7.  Fellaz, if your only way of getting laid is buying tons of Skyy Vodkas and Moet's at clubs! You should quit the game NOW -  you have other options which work as well - you either convert to Somizi or you find Jesus soon.

8.  Hoes need to stop telling other hoes to stop being hoes. HOE!!

9.  Stilettos, dresses,  and SKINNY JEANS, Hand bags. A Purse. These are articles of women’s clothing. All of them. Case closed.

10.  You see, when a woman decides that she wants to wear plaid, baggy jeans, a hoodie and or some Jordans, there is little to no problem. It’s OK by most standards. But when a man — who is clearly not trying to be Somizi — decides that he wants to wear women’s clothing … well, we have a situation. SKINNY JEANS ARE A NO NO NO

11.  I feel compelled to speak to the gay community the way President Obama spoke to the Muslim world. I do not hate you. Heck, I even have a few gay friends. You may think that comes across similar to the way a white person tells you about his one black friend. But I have the sincere belief that openly gay people are some of the bravest inhabitants of this crazy world.

12.  Oh yes how can I forget Umsunu uyohlezi uwumsunu

13.  What pisses me off is women who constantly bitch and moan about how they don't like to be used as sex objects. If you feel like that, fine but you bitches have to realize that that goes both ways. You don't want to be treated like prostitutes well you have to stop acting like a prostitute. Start treating men like actual human beings and not as a means for financial gain, and maybe you will get a little respect every now and then.

14.   Ladies mantombazane, you want to know why you get stuck with the ass holes. Because when it comes to picking men, your priorities are assed backwards. You claim you want to be treated with with respect, then STOP MEETING MEN AT CLUBS.

15.  You say you want a man who is working but if that guy at work who drives a Toyota looks at you too hard, you SA NAH, THAT NIGGA IS BROKE. But yet you break your neck for that bad-boy with his grandpa's Navara or Merc.

16.  What really pisses me off is women who intentionally run after scumbags knowing very well that he is one, before you dated him You knew he slept around because when you fucked him he had a wife,a mistress and three girlfriends. You knew that he was only going to use you for sex because he couldn't keep his eyes of your titties and his hands off your ass, but you fucked him anyway.You thought you could change him. And when you found out that you couldn't you say ALL MEN ARE SCUM/PIGS/DOGS.

17.  WOMEN ARE STUPID.

18.  Whenever a man does anything remotely gentlemanly (i.e. opening doors, offering to carry stuff, etc.), You told that You're "too nice". WTF?! For some reason, I always thought that people preferred being treated nicely... It never fails, though...they end up hooking up with the complete assholes, and all you hear is them bitching about how they can't find any nice guys. 

19.  Yellowbones are winning, but i still love my chocolate.

20.  If you are super hot and a yellowbone, chances are, you a sidechick.

21.  A BIG SHOUT OUT TO ALL WOMEN WHO BUY THEIR OWN DRINKS AT CLUBS etc.

22.  iStraight sakho - istraight somunye umuntu.

23.  I am sick of many women because they are just too damned hard to figure out and understand. I am sick of "just being their friend". I mean, it's fine for a while, but if it can't ever move onto anything else, I may consider getting a dog, thank you

24.  Just because I'm nice to you doesn't mean I'm attracted to you. (fyi: I'm nice to everyone, out of human courtesy, you're not special)

25.  And ladies stop tryna looking for these Bums, good with words...who sit around and do shit but drink and play  playstation all day,  they just have plenty of practice for the lack of life they have. You need to ignore these men. Find a weird man , mysterious, not just for money.... Stop this as well. Women grow up...

 And to all of those women who think "all men a bastards", go fuck yourselves. Either live with us or go live on some deserted island somewhere.

RANDOM: Man Laws - unwritten codes by which men MUST adhere too.

1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
3. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
4. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
5. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
6. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting In line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
7. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
8. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) When she is using her teeth.
9. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
10. NO MAN SHALL CONSUME FRUITY ALCOHOLIC DRINKS.....UNLESS you a tropical beach Miami maybe ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife/girlfriend with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
" BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife/girlfriend on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

Not My Original Piece. The complete Man Laws can be found on the link below.

Source: http://www.scribd.com/doc/306165/Man-Law

According To Mother and I.

I just had one of those conversation again with mother, we were discussing women, well lets just say mother wants best for his son and so she will always bring up this subject. 

Now before I discuss what we spoke about, note that she is a single mother, very educated, has a lovely job, and NOT dependent on a man to provide for her. A lot of you were  brought up by single mothers who are very successful, without depending on a man, and yes some of you have turned up pretty well, you strive for success.

Now Mother says to me, yazi mtanami  "women are very stupid and I say this as a woman, some women are very stupid" she goes on to say - "If your woman comes up to you and asks you for money to do her hair and nails, that girl is not for you, if she sulks when you say you don't have money, that gal is not for you..a material girl is not a keeper any girl that wants to be financially dependant on you is not a girl for you but if you get a woman that can call you up and invites you to go out for lunch and she pays, now thats a woman for you (notice the change from girl to woman)"  these were mothers words...and all the time we have this talk when she tells me about woman. we been having these convos from an early age and that is why up until this day i can never date someone who is dependent on me to feed her habits.
What more interesting is that the same celebrity women you look up to have made it on their own without depending on a man

I work hard , and its not about being stingy its about knowing when to provide for your woman as a man.

A woman knows when to allow her man to spend on her and a Man knows when to allow himself to spend on his woman.

And in honest truth no woman wants to breed a Khanyi Mbau, As a man or woman one can just picture that look on a Mothers face knowing that her daughter is a whore and  she will do anything for money. Well its her choice yes, but if she was educated it would be different I say.
Now  DON'T get me wrong, I am NOT saying that a Man shouldn't spoil his woman but what I'm say is He should know when to do it.


I have been called stingy,  but i would rather be called that than have to stay with someone who knows no value for money and knows no values of being a good woman to a man.

Like i always say "umuntu wesfazane uyayazi indawo yakhe" and if you don't understand this than you've got alot to learn about being a woman and not be "The Modern Woman" when it comes to your man.

Some of your parents are happily married for close to 30 years and happy because your mother knew her place as a woman when it came to her man and love, and some of you might say 'but times have changed" yes it has, but love hasn't changed.

For as long as this behaviour continues, Men will continue to look at women like poultry, beef, seafood and swine. When we first see them, we determine whether we will buy the rib-eye, settle for the fish sticks or avoid the pork within five seconds. It’s about as wrong as the porn problems we pretend we don’t have. 

Is a 50/50 relationship possible? NO it is not.

Now lets all think on this a moment. Would you really want to be with someone that only gives half of themselves to the relationship? That's like one foot in and one foot out. 
It's been my experience in my own relationships as wellas other people's relationships that it's never 50/50 let alone 100/100. Someone is always going to end up giving more. That's just how it is. I've never seen a relationship where it was totally equal. It's just not. 
People have different interests and wants, and needs and not all of them are going to be met by your partner. That's what makes relationships so interesting it's constantly changing. If you're in a relationship for 2yrs. that's not the same relationship you had when you were seeing each other a year ago. 
It's changed...it may be a subtle change at first but none the less it has changed. You may find that you're giving more one week and he may think he's giving more the next. Things change, situations change,it will never be 50/50 or 100/100. It's not possible. As long as you twocome together at end of the day and still in love then it's all good. 



Listen silly women as much as you all for 50/50 the fact of the matter is that you yourself, right now, in a relationship cannot do that... We can never be equal period. "Indoda soze yalingana nomfazi"
Even in marriage 50/50 will never work - I will cut the grass, clean the roof, fix that broken window, now can you do that, change the tyres and stuff? 
Because what a 50/50 does, it takes away what is neede to be done by a man and we believe that women can do it. 

You can call me ancient but the 50/50 bullshit will never work and you know it will never okwamanje you are still young and stupid and believe everything you read on O mag or Cosmo. 

Dear Weave-wearing women.

Dear Weave-Wearing Women:

I have a good friend who has been chopping at her beautiful hair for a few years. It once went down her back. It made her stand out. Now that her hair is short, it’s still amazingly beautiful.


Fake hair on a fake white head.
But there’s a problem. She decided she wanted long hair again and laced in an atrocious weave.

Don’t get me wrong, I love long hair. a woman with long hair — so long as the hair’s DNA matches that woman. I like short hair, micros and braids, some locked hair AND a well-done weave. But they (good weaves) are damn near impossible to find. When you do see one, it’s either on television or has cost the recipient the car note of a Jaguar S-Type.

For that alone, I abhor most things weave on any woman. I know that men like myself have contributed to this epic dilemma. We’ll get to that later. But I want to clear things up.

There are some women who gain a “confidence” because they feel a weave enhances their appearance. But it doesn’t. An OK-to-hideous weave makes a woman seem insecure. Some people will not tell you that for fear of what you might do. I’m a proponent of the truth, and clearly not scared.

Yes, I understand there are some kickbacks to wearing weaves. Your real hair grows healthier and faster. It’s easier to manage. You might turn heads at every corner.

Problem is, the guy looking at you for your fake hair’s length is not the one you want. You want the man who loves you for who you are (even if you’re bald like Kanye’s Amber), and for what God gave you (and that doesn’t include the means to buy weave). A real man wants a real woman. That last sentence should speak volumes. But I understand some of you will disagree with me. That’s fine. This is opinion, not fact.