Attention Attention I have a few things to mention.

Attention Attention I have a few things to mention. I know you don't care but what the hell ima say it anyway.

I’m not doing this for fun. I’m doing this for my children. I’m doing this for the good of humanity. And while I will get an immense amount of personal gratification in doing this, this is a selfless act.

               

1.  Fellaz need to know that it's not cool to lay your hand on a woman unless you spanking her and she has agreed to it.

2.  This Twitter FRONTING has got to stop.

3.  Most importantly fellaz, especially these varsity student boys of the swagger devolution, your parents are rich - NOT you. Find another way that works to charm 'em ladies.

4.  This "Bros over Hoes" is wrong, unless she is a hoe.

5.  NOT all women are annoying and a pain in the ass. Some are dead.

6.  Twitter is not your mother's house - Twitter is not a diary - We don't care about you having periods.

7.  Fellaz, if your only way of getting laid is buying tons of Skyy Vodkas and Moet's at clubs! You should quit the game NOW -  you have other options which work as well - you either convert to Somizi or you find Jesus soon.

8.  Hoes need to stop telling other hoes to stop being hoes. HOE!!

9.  Stilettos, dresses,  and SKINNY JEANS, Hand bags. A Purse. These are articles of women’s clothing. All of them. Case closed.

10.  You see, when a woman decides that she wants to wear plaid, baggy jeans, a hoodie and or some Jordans, there is little to no problem. It’s OK by most standards. But when a man — who is clearly not trying to be Somizi — decides that he wants to wear women’s clothing … well, we have a situation. SKINNY JEANS ARE A NO NO NO

11.  I feel compelled to speak to the gay community the way President Obama spoke to the Muslim world. I do not hate you. Heck, I even have a few gay friends. You may think that comes across similar to the way a white person tells you about his one black friend. But I have the sincere belief that openly gay people are some of the bravest inhabitants of this crazy world.

12.  Oh yes how can I forget Umsunu uyohlezi uwumsunu

13.  What pisses me off is women who constantly bitch and moan about how they don't like to be used as sex objects. If you feel like that, fine but you bitches have to realize that that goes both ways. You don't want to be treated like prostitutes well you have to stop acting like a prostitute. Start treating men like actual human beings and not as a means for financial gain, and maybe you will get a little respect every now and then.

14.   Ladies mantombazane, you want to know why you get stuck with the ass holes. Because when it comes to picking men, your priorities are assed backwards. You claim you want to be treated with with respect, then STOP MEETING MEN AT CLUBS.

15.  You say you want a man who is working but if that guy at work who drives a Toyota looks at you too hard, you SA NAH, THAT NIGGA IS BROKE. But yet you break your neck for that bad-boy with his grandpa's Navara or Merc.

16.  What really pisses me off is women who intentionally run after scumbags knowing very well that he is one, before you dated him You knew he slept around because when you fucked him he had a wife,a mistress and three girlfriends. You knew that he was only going to use you for sex because he couldn't keep his eyes of your titties and his hands off your ass, but you fucked him anyway.You thought you could change him. And when you found out that you couldn't you say ALL MEN ARE SCUM/PIGS/DOGS.

17.  WOMEN ARE STUPID.

18.  Whenever a man does anything remotely gentlemanly (i.e. opening doors, offering to carry stuff, etc.), You told that You're "too nice". WTF?! For some reason, I always thought that people preferred being treated nicely... It never fails, though...they end up hooking up with the complete assholes, and all you hear is them bitching about how they can't find any nice guys. 

19.  Yellowbones are winning, but i still love my chocolate.

20.  If you are super hot and a yellowbone, chances are, you a sidechick.

21.  A BIG SHOUT OUT TO ALL WOMEN WHO BUY THEIR OWN DRINKS AT CLUBS etc.

22.  iStraight sakho - istraight somunye umuntu.

23.  I am sick of many women because they are just too damned hard to figure out and understand. I am sick of "just being their friend". I mean, it's fine for a while, but if it can't ever move onto anything else, I may consider getting a dog, thank you

24.  Just because I'm nice to you doesn't mean I'm attracted to you. (fyi: I'm nice to everyone, out of human courtesy, you're not special)

25.  And ladies stop tryna looking for these Bums, good with words...who sit around and do shit but drink and play  playstation all day,  they just have plenty of practice for the lack of life they have. You need to ignore these men. Find a weird man , mysterious, not just for money.... Stop this as well. Women grow up...

 And to all of those women who think "all men a bastards", go fuck yourselves. Either live with us or go live on some deserted island somewhere.