RANDOM: Man Laws - unwritten codes by which men MUST adhere too.

1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
3. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
4. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
5. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
6. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting In line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
7. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
8. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) When she is using her teeth.
9. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
10. NO MAN SHALL CONSUME FRUITY ALCOHOLIC DRINKS.....UNLESS you a tropical beach Miami maybe ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife/girlfriend with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
" BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife/girlfriend on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

Not My Original Piece. The complete Man Laws can be found on the link below.

Source: http://www.scribd.com/doc/306165/Man-Law