The Whore in You.

Welcome to the Brothel of Social media whores

I was abit sceptical about writing this but hey the more controvesial the better.

Deep inside we all have someone we lust after thinking it in secret. No lets not fool each other in the public eye and hide the fact that we all have that whore inside of us, if you have not unleashed it trust me it is yet to come....|

It’s small things that we say as a joke that actually show the whoreness in us – because if given a chance to act on those thoughts you’d probably do it.

And lately there’s this “He/She can get it” trend – where girls see a handsome guy and say “he can get it” – given an opportuinity she’d probably  give away the cookie, leyo imicabango yobufebe.  We all have our weaknesses, the whoreness in you is triggered.

Guys see every hot girl and say she can get it – and he tells her by tagging her on Twitter – she blushes – they go to DM – later BBM – later phone calls and last you are given directions.

Lust is a battle for all of us. Some may act on it. And some may not.  There needs to bee a balance with intent and focus.

The whoreness in you will sleep with a guy/girl because she is pretty or he is handsome.

With guys, it is said that we have sexual fantasies about 80% of hot girls we come across. We’re just to dirty.

These whores roam the streets like nuns -  they roam the twirra streets like angels. But we know which guys are whores and which girls are.

Twitter which has since become a brothel of social networkwhores, there’s a trend Smash or Pass trending almost everyday,  someone has to be smashed or passed.  People are openly admitting that bengafeba nobani nobani  and so on....we see it as a joke yes but the whoreness in you will take over if there is no balance between intent and focus....

The whore in you will use your body attract all hungry males and later call them horny bastards if they compliment you on your appereance.  Guys have since started  this thing of posting their abs as avatars and you see convos between the girls and i’m  like “damn wasn’t  she acting all righteous yesterday now “he can get it”

The whore in you would sleep with a guy because he smells good and dresses well, now you won’t be able to control the whore in you because you had intent before he thought of sleeping with you.

Twitter just happens to be the perfect portal for social/shallow sluts—who can strut their stuff — 140 characters at a time. 

Control your whore-mones

PLEASE NOTE I’M NOT ONLY TALKING ABOUT GIRLS HERE, BEFORE SOME OF YOU CALL ME NAMES.

She Has A Boyfriend.

Now days you approach a girl you and all is well, she can feel that no no no you coming on to hard and quick and she likes it, she drops “the I have a boyfriend” line – well so what? That shouldn’t stop you from pursuing her.

The day she agreed to hook up with for coffee – she knew she wanted you – and she knew she’d get away with cheating – as she started to like you even more she thought of the boyfriend, who’s probably cheating on her anyway...she'd think to her self

Let’s look at it this way – in soccer there is a goalkeeper but that doesn’t mean you can’t score right? Makes sense i thought as much. So if you really like her – you almost there don’t stop.

Awhile ago I was macking this girl, her name was Sne – we had a good chat and hooked up for drinks now and again – after a while she said to me:

Sne: Themba I have a boyfriend! And I can’t cheat on him, you a nice guy and i do like you but i can’t do this!

Me:  Well I have goldfish you know – and I take care of it well.

Sne:  What does that have to do with anything?

Me:  Well i thought we were talking about things that didn’t matter!

Sne: .................

Me: .....................

And so the conversation carried on.

But after some time she finally gave in – she said she left her boyfriend but I really didn’t care much about that.

So, wena nje do your thing as a guy it’s not like she’s going to pick up the Integrity of the Year award you know.

Eish sorry but i’m NOT promoting ubufebe here but this is real.

Girls Are Easier Than Ever...

PLEASE NOTE that I’m not doing this for fun. I’m doing this for my children. I’m doing this for the good of humanity. And while I will get an immense amount of personal gratification in doing this, this is a selfless act.

We live in a society where Your Chances Of Getting Lucky Are Better Than Ever Before

Good news, everyone: It’s now cheaper and easier to get laid!

Now this is for a small number of girls out there that are making a bad name for the good girls. YES THERE ARE GOOD GIRLS OUT THERE. The facts are all around, you have seen it and i have seen it as well that girls have become so easy to pick up you’d find it hard to PICK a granny at an old age home if you have a granny fetish.  I’m try to TO SAVE HOES here they cannot be saved, it is to late.

Classic examples of how easy girls are:

My first week in Jozi, we went drinking in Melville got sloshed out ma head and at about 2 am me and my friend decided to hit the road, as we were walking down the road we spotted some really hot girls at some restaurant, In we went, bought our drinks and joined and we drank and got more drunk, exchanged numbers while we were there...So we tried to convince them come with us, one agreed the one just said “no i can’t not tonite im weking in the morning and I’m not that drunk to go with you’’ (and at that moment I’m like damn we should have bought more drinks) she said we must swing by the following day, and so we did, picked them up went to my friends place we drank and the next thing we were in the bedroom.

Just like that on the second day. But it usually happens on the first night of meeting and fellas would agree with me here.

The price of pussy used to be at a premium but several factors have lowered the cost.

Let’s just say there’s a big sale on sex, and everyone’s invited.
You go to a club, buy her a few drinks and that’s your ticket to glory

Your dress code, you pull a “swag” dear lord knows that you gonna get it.

What you drive now days get laid like the world is coming to an end.

By speaking good English to those type of girls you will hit that.

Even a 40 inch TV at your flat will get you laid now days

A boy with swag driving his father’s Navara is going to get it, prolly in the van, because he still stays at home.

Like I said this is a selfless act and I’M NOT TRYING TO SAVE HOES.

PS:  Stop acting like sexual objects and later on bitch on how men treat you.

LET THEM TALK...

I am who I am because I choose to be... If one thinks i’m an asshole...bloody hell, we all have an anus - we all have our own opinions.

Well  anyway............

We live in a society that has taught us that we need to be who others want us to be, we are caught inbetween being me and being who is much more appealing to the public eye.

Why do people have to be so judgemental? Why is it so difficult to just accept people as they are? This is something that drives me nuts! Passing judgements on someone because of the clothes they wear, or the vehicle they drive, where they shop or don't shop or the music they listen to. I just don't understand this!

I’M NOT SAYING THAT I DO NOT JUDGE....I’VE HAD MY SHARE

Let’s take Twitter for example, more especially “black twitter” which infested by judgemental bumbling fools.  We all tweet for fun and sometimes we lie about who we are just so that we can have a good chat and a good laugh but as soon as one person disagrees with your thought or tweet,  all hell breaks and the judges come in, give you a trial which you are not allowed to attend and find you guilty of whatever it is that is going on in their heads.

I have since found that it always safe to LET THEM TALK whenever I am being judged or attacked for MY opinion.

Social networks especially Twitter will make you or break you if you are weak, but Letting Them Talk as you tweeting along with them is the only way safe.

People front on Twitter and they will expect the rest of us to do just that. We need to be real but Twitter makes it hard for one tweet without being judged, who are they to judge you? Why do you allow your self to be influenced by people you don’t even know? Why must you tweet the thet way they want you tweet?

Tweet what you wanna tweet and LET THEM TALK...

The judgemental bumbling fools don’t know you, why fear they thoughts about?

Why feel bad about which school you went to?  LET THEM TALK

Why must you allow people to judge you by your past? They weren’t there. LET THEM TALK

Why act as if you also come from a rich family background because you fear what they would say? LET THEM TALK.

We don’t all come from a well establshed background with all the riches! Why should I care what they say if my gran pa  still collects R5 Shoprite food stamps. LET THEM TALK.

People need to be more accepting of differences, it makes life more rich and interesting.

Tweet one life – Live the other and LET THEM TALK...

Best Advice Ever LADIES!!!!

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour.
Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be.
Slower is better.
Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.
If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends".
A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.
Don't settle.If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.
Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.
The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women.
He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently?
Always have your own set of friends separate from his.
Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you.
If something bothers you, speak up.
Never let a man know everything.
He will use it against you later.
You cannot change a man's behaviour. Change comes from within.
Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are... even if he has more education or in a better job.
Do not make him into a quasi-god. He is a man, nothing more nothing less.
Never let a man define who you are.
Never borrow someone else's man. If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.
A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.
All men are NOT dogs.
You should not be the one doing all the bending...compromise is two way street.
You need time to heal between relationships...there is nothing cute about baggage... deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship.
You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you...a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals...look for someone complimentary...not supplementary.
Dating is fun...even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right.
Make him miss you sometimes...when a man always know where you are,and you're always readily available to him - he takes it for granted.
Never move into his mother's house.
Never co-sign for a man.
Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need.
Keep him in your radar but get to know others.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them and an entire lifetime to forget them.

Oprah Winfrey