AMA B.E.E SISTAS (explicit Zulu) 18L

Ngolwesihlanu nganginentokazi engeke ngayisho ngegama, nezinye izingane ezi independent ezingasalazi ipipi uyazi lokhu kwehlisa igama lamadoda. Lezizintokazi ezihamba ngama-Kompressor zithi asizisheli, Siyazisaba ngoba zigcoba i-Elizabeth Arden nabo bonke labodoti ezibagcobayo zehlisa isithunzi sethu.


1. Zifuna ukulalwa makuthanda zona kuma “apartment” azo.

2. Make sazimithisa ziyayithatha ingane zihlale nayo igcine iyisitha sakho nayo.
3. Ziba ngaphezulu makukwnziwa ucansi zikwenze uzizwe uwumuntu wesifazane
4. Aziwakhumbuli amagama abantu bakini futhi ziyamzonda umama wakho zithi ufana naye mawubhedile.
5. Zikutshela ukuthi wawuzoba ngcono ukuba wafana nomfowenu omncane lo ofunda eKearseny oyi model C.
6. Zishiya i-pay slip budedengu khona uzobona i-package yazo.
7. Ziyathanda ukukuthengela izipho zezintozokugqoka ugcine usuqgoka kabi njengo Maxwell.
8. Zithi asikho romantic ngoba asizithengeli ama-diamond nama roses.
9. Zihlale zithi izicathulo oziqgokile zifana nezazifakwa ubaba wazo zisakhula ngama 80’s.
10. Ziyathanda ukuthintana ikhanda manilele zikhulume umbhedo njengezingoma zika Luther Van Ross.
11. Zinabangani abayizitabane abakubiza nge-O!
12. Mazifika kwi-orgasm uvele ucabange nge-porn movie osanda kuyibuka ngoba zithi ohh…no mazichama.
13. Zikwenzela i-breakfast ngo 06H30 kanti wena ujwayele ukudla ngo-11H00
14. Zihlale zithi ubhebhana kamnandi kunalamajita awo-Director esebenza nawo anuka i-Hugo Boss.
15. Zibhebhe between the sheets kuphela, ayi kusofa noma emotweni or ekhishini.
16. Mawuzolala nazo ziqale ziphuze ama anti-biotics noma nizosebenzisa i-condom.
17. Ziba nama party kodwa wena zingakumemi.
18. Ziphatha ama-chewing gum e-mint zikuphe three before niqabulane.
19. Zifuna ulokhu wenza ama-Aids test ngoba azizwani ne-condom.
20. Labodoti bamantombazane uma ekewakuvakashela elokishini, kwasekuqhuma isibhamu ebusuku, abafana bezidlalela, ziyakuvusa angazi zisuke zifuna wenzeni ngoba nawe usuke usaba njengaye.
21. Baya zitshela, ababathandi abangani bakho bathi abayona i-class yakho bafuna ukudla imali yakho kuphela kodwa yena uhola half a million ngonyaka akakuphi ngisho five bob wodwa lo.
22. Uma eke wakuboleka u-R100 uyakukhokhisa month end ebehola 8 times more than your salary.
Uma uke waya naye emshadweni ubuya esekhala efisa sengathi ngabe naye ushadile kodwa hhayi nawe.
23. Uma eke wakufonela wathola ukuthi use-town uyakucela ukuthi uyobhekela umama ophethwe isifo sikashukela nesamathambo umuthi wesiZulu e-Berea station ngoba yena une-meeting nestaff sakhe.
24. Akakuvumeli ukuthi ushayele imoto yakhe ngoba ethi ushayela kabi njengo taximan baseMlazi.
25. Labantu besifazane ibona abenza singabanaki ngoba bayazihlukanisa nomphakathi abavela kuwo sengathi ibona kuphela abanengquza kanti noNomkhosi lo odayisa upelepele engake ngamudla umnandi kunabo ngoba akayifaki i-Flagile ekukwini uyigeza nge-sunlight nje kuphela.
25. Makukhona oyilenhlobo yosisi ababhedayo la kunina angeke simubhebhe akahambe ayofa nemomozikazi yakhe ephuphile engafiki kwi-climax angiyiphathi ke eye-orgasm ayaziwa kuhlulekama-guyno amaNdiya lawa anibhebhayo maniyohlola.
26 Thina boRadebe nje sifuna ukubhebha ngazo zonke izitayela zama-French kanti neKarma-Sutra siyayazi nize ningakhohlwa ukusenza i-blow job iyasihlanyisa hhayi lodoti owenziwa ilabosisi akuncele ipipi elokhu ekugudla ngamazinyo angaphelele afilishiwe.