Wednesday 5 December 2012

Mugged At Penis Point

So if you missed the tweets,  this is the Tendai story, its probably the funniest thing i've read on twitter this year.
This is a @Luo_T story
RT @Luo_T: Let me explain fully. A few months ago Grahamstown pardoned a few prisoners (50 I think). So these people are just roaming the streets.
RT @Luo_T: So this guy approaches me and says I was pardoned lastweek and have no money to go home..
RT @Luo_T: I explain I have no money because I'm fresh of the bus from Jhb and he says come on.. Give me anything.
RT @Luo_T: So I insist I'm broke. Then he proceeds to take his penis out with a straight face and says "brother I don't wana hurt you"
RT @Luo_T: What was I to do? He was in the numbers gang and had his penis out. I thought lemme run, but if I tripped, Id fall ass in the air and well..
RT @Luo_T: So I just gave him all my money and he put his penis away and walked off.. All I could do was call Mia and cry.
He cried!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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